尾端尖起的线

我十四岁左右的时候,由于犯了大错,整整一个学期被禁止画画和看漫画。作为“拯救这个没救的家伙”的方案,我被送到当时的数学老师家寄宿,每天课后必须早早回来补课做题。

没想到的是,我却因此遇到了我一生中最好的数学老师。此人姓张,是个粗壮高大的汉子,曾在东北插过队,他戴着一副啤酒瓶般厚的眼镜,每天骑着28寸自行车来学校上班。我亲眼见到他一只手把那些让女老师束手无策的皮大王拎起来,按在墙上打。但不知为什么,张老师从未让我写什么检查做什么反省,也未曾对我说过任何严厉或责骂的话。

张老师是个“嫁过来的女婿”,娘家里房子虽有些许间,但几乎每间房间都住着一家三口人,而我这个寄宿生却分到了一间单独的房间,一张折叠小床,一张八仙桌写字台和一盏台灯,还有一个卡带录音机。每天放学后开始做作业时,张老师会准备一杯牛奶和饼干给我做点心,晚饭后会帮我温习各种代数的方程式,还有平面几何的各种练习。在他的细心教导下,我那些每学期都画满各种漫画小人的练习簿,渐渐被代数方程式和各种数学题写满。

老师家里有用不完的答题纸,是每个90年代的孩子都熟悉的那种发黄粗糙的考卷纸张,在被禁止画画前,这种纸从来都是我的画纸。我在做题时,张老师就在对面用针尖笔刻在油纸上,刻写新的考卷,长年的书写和清晰的思路,练就一手清晰准确的好字,我最记忆优新的,是他的板书和考卷一样清晰整洁。

每次上平面几何课,他手持一把黄色的木三角尺,用粉笔在黑板上画出漂亮的几何图形。他画的线有一个很绝的地方,就是末端会因为力度逐渐放松而尖起来,而且总是停的很是地方,不多也不少,刷的那么一下,煞是好看潇洒。如此粗壮的老师又画的那么一手好线,班上的混小子们知道此招厉害,都对他服服帖帖的。

在寄宿的那段时间里,每天晚上睡觉前独处的片刻,我便用录音机放磁带听歌。那是一张专辑才只有9块8的时代,捧着一张张展开的磁带盒纸,背面是歌词,正面是麦田里的张雨生。他的声音那么透亮,即便音量放到很低仍可以听得一清二楚。那张专辑叫《大海》,我最喜欢的歌是《我是一颗秋天的树》。窗外是渐入夜的大学校园家属宿舍,我的窗外就有树,有初夏的虫子叫。从窗口外望到对面的楼,那年代每家的生活方式都类似,类似的一家三口,一家人吃类似的晚饭,看同样的电视剧,穿的都是类似的裤衩背心,一家人互相催促彼此洗澡的光景。

我睡觉的这间房间,同时也是老师给学生补课的房间。那阵子,许多老师都在自己家里开班补习。很多白天一起上课的混小子们,晚上也会挤在老师们拥挤的家中桌前,淌着鼻涕一道题一道题的在那里解着。如果做不出来,又不好意思问,就只能把下巴垫在手上看着卷子发呆。老师总会很恰当的在合适的时间过来问你,“做不出来啦?”,然后解给你看。

混小子们最大的乐事,是乘老师转身去别的房间的瞬间,马上聚头在一起说下流笑话,话题无非都是年级里发育最好的女生的胸有多大之类的。形容的最绘声绘色的那个家伙总是最受欢迎的,说完之后大家贼眉鼠眼地笑个不停,有时太兴奋,连老师回来了,还是忍不住扑哧扑哧笑个不停,最后只能挨毛栗子。

有几次,补习班会来几个女生,气氛立刻大不一样。这时学习气氛会很浓郁,混小子们心情都会非常亢奋,解题速度也大增,没有比在解题期间偷瞄几眼黄色的台灯下平日从未有机会近看的女生的面孔更美好的事了。补习末了,大家在夜色下走出老师家门,边走边闲聊几句,随便说点什么,也无所谓女生是不是好看,一起走一段夜路,那就是十四岁最美好的夜晚了。

别小看这十几分钟的夜路,我就是在这样的路灯下,第一次看到了同学藏在包里带来的《七龙珠》,从此世界打开了一道新的大门。还有一次,也是在路灯下,一个大我好几岁的高中生(曾是数学老师以前的学生)跟我绘声绘色的口述迈克尔杰克逊的德国演唱会的牛逼开场。他说你知道吗?五分钟他没有动一下啊!整整五分钟!

在这一学期,学校又进行了教育改革,提出上午上课,下午从事各种手工劳动的课,由任课老师们带头,教学生们做各式各样的手工劳动。数学老师担任的是木工课,他在东北插队时,做的就是木工。我第一次学会了怎样打榫头。在木头上划线时,张老师的线依然是末端刷的一下,潇洒的尖起。

就这样,一心一意的学习产生了良好的效果,学期结束,我的数学“令人惊奇”地考了98分,另一个同补习的混小子考了96,这都是我们自小学二年级之后就再也没有发生过的事。当报出分数时我俩不禁“啊?”的叫出声来。而且,由于我“知耻而后勇”,把所有打篮球和画漫画的时间全都用在了做作业上,我的语数外各项分数均排在全班数一数二,最后总分得了全班第一,荣誉升入年级的高级班(准备为重点中学升学的最优班级)。这也是我这辈子文化课成绩的顶峰,顺利达成了不良少年大翻身的传奇,成为老师们口中浪子回头的良好典范。

不过,自那以后,我的数学便再也没有好过,一直到大学,数学成绩仍是令我充满羞耻的东西。其实我一直都碰到过很好的数学老师,他们也都很努力的教我,并装出对我充满期待的样子,但我只能说抱歉了。

这么多年过去,那些“摊鸡蛋啊狗摊鸡蛋”的坑人方程式全都忘光了,就连坐在台灯下对面的女生的脸也都不起来了,但张老师啊张老师,我每画一页稿打格子的时候,还是在模仿你那潇洒的尖起来的线尾呢。

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Best way to live on the fact that "I can't buy all these" 治“想买鞋”最好的办法。

这三年来未买过球鞋的我,将想买鞋却买不起的怨念,全都转化成了努力工作的动力。

Since the last three years, I haven’t bought a single pair of sneakers, and the reason is simple: I can’t afford it. Although I successfully turned this “desperate“ feeling to motivation, which made me work hard.

不过上个月起,这招开始不管用了,又开始渐渐买起新鞋了。导致的原因是:画的鞋数量下降了。

But since last month, I started to buy sneakers again. And the reason is simple as well: I haven’t drawn that much of sneakers.

看起来,画饼充饥这事儿是真行的通的啊!

So the story that you can actually draw a cake and stop getting hungry is true!

如下是这几年所画的球鞋,请尽情地往下刷吧!

Below are the sneakers I drew for the “HUNGER“, please swipe down to look. Thanks!

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如你所知,我一直是90年代篮球鞋的痴迷爱好者,但近来我越来越觉得穿着真皮篮球鞋是件罪过。尽管篮球鞋最好的材质毫无疑问是牛皮,可是想到每双鞋都是以动物的皮作为原料,总觉得十分不忍。更何况,许多人买球鞋只是为了赶时髦,新款出来旧鞋就再也不碰了,这种人都应该体验下被做成鞋面的感受。

所以,我最近买的都是非动物皮革材质的,比如用线编织的鞋面,以及降落伞尼龙制成的鞋面,非常好呢。

篮球鞋是为了在水泥地上、木板地上为了弹跳,急停和奔跑而诞生的,你说呢?

A commission acrossed time and space. 一张穿越时空的订件。

Someone told me that she wished to hang my drawing on her new home's wall. Then she send me the photo of the repainted wall and size (luckily, no deadline). The size was 15X19 inches, it was the largest size that I had been commissioned for the last 3 years. I was so excited and got to started immediately.

有人对我说,家里新装修完的墙上希望能挂上我的画,并发来了墙的照片和尺寸。画的尺寸是40x50厘米。已经三年没有接到这么大尺寸的订单的我,激动的立刻开始构思。

As a fan of SimpHoo and CoolNoodle, my client certainly have no problem about seeing my 2 characters standing on New York street. I had a lots of fun by drawing these sketches:

下单的这位是辛普猴和凉皮喵的粉丝,所以自然以这俩宝贝为主角,和我居住的纽约为背景为主题。想到纽约的街景,想法就一张接一张冒了出来。如下是最初的草图。

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These are the snapshot of the city where I lived: The street side of Soho, the studio of SimpHoo, upperWest twilight, laundry downstairs, and the iron bridge on east 125th Street. 

这几个场景都来自我居住的城市:口香糖满地的Soho街边人行道;辛普猴的工作室内;上西区街边入夜时分;楼下的洗衣店和东125街铁桥下。

My client chose the last one without any hesitation. Her comment was: I can smell the spring on it!

客户毫不犹豫地选择了最后一张,她的回复是:仿佛能从这张画里闻到春天的味道呢。

But client is always client, she also showed her "dislike" about CoolNoodle's orange short. It wasn't about the color, she just simply didn't like the style of the short. To me, the reason I put this short on her was because I need a complementary color to POP-UP girl's blue Knicks jacket.

但是客户总是客户,她对凉皮的橘色紧身短裤表示了“不喜欢”。偏偏这条橘色短裤是衬托其蓝色纽约尼克队棒球服的重要色彩元素,如果换成其他的色彩或是款式,就会减弱对比色的力量,也凸显不出凉皮喵浑圆紧实的臀部。

2nd round sketches. 第二轮草图

So I tried another round for the combination:

于是,我又试了下面三个不同的搭配。

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This time, the client chose the 1st version with denim short. Actually I like girls wearing that too, especially the low-rise and you can actually see the lower half butts. I didn't draw that at the 1st time simply because I drew it too much. BTW, I really don't like the the high-waisted loose short!

这一次,客户很干脆地选了第一张穿牛仔短裤的版本。其实我也喜欢牛仔短裤,一定要低腰能看见屁股下半个圆的那种,第一稿草图没用牛仔短裤唯一的原因就是因为画的太多了。顺便说一句,今年流行的那种松松垮垮的高腰牛仔短裤真是太难看了!

Further sketches, confirming the tones and color combination. For the first time I tried this "curve perspective".进一步,确定构图,黑白灰和色彩关系的两个阶段。第一次尝试用了一个“弧形”透视来框住背景中的铁桥。

Further sketches, confirming the tones and color combination. For the first time I tried this "curve perspective".

进一步,确定构图,黑白灰和色彩关系的两个阶段。第一次尝试用了一个“弧形”透视来框住背景中的铁桥。

When you have the same taste with your client, things always get easier. But I had to find a way to solve the complementary problem. I tried this: Adding a yellow traffic light on the left and choosing a more cheerful posture for CoolNoodle by raising her leg and turning her head toward the camera. And that did make the difference.

当你和客户的品味一致,总是能让事情变得简单许多,但要解决缺乏和蓝色对比的色彩问题,我必须得另想法子:通过在左面加入黄色的交通信号灯,并让身为韵律体操高手的凉皮高高抬起腿和转过脸面向镜头,点燃了整个画面的情绪。

By the way, no matter how I tried, I could never reach the vibe of the sketches on the final drawing. Sketches are always better drawing than my final ones. I was quite struggled until I saw the great masters of renaissance and impressionism. They are all the same, drafts are always their best works.

顺便说一句,无论我在画完稿时下多大功夫,都总是画不出这一阶段草稿的生动感。我也试过干脆不画草稿直接在完稿上开动,但完全行不通。后来我看到了德加、莫奈等印象派画家和文艺复兴的大师们的草图与完稿对比之后,心情便平静了,原来大家都是这样啊。

I think there are 2 reasons why the sketches are always so vivid, one is when you are making a sketch, you are starting from nothing, empty; second is the mind is aware of this is a "sketch", but not a precious final work. These two mind reason make the difference. The funny things is: Top 10 most precious calligraphy works in Chinese history, were all drafts.

草图之所以生动,可能是两个原因:1是因为画家完全对着空白在构建画面,2是知道这是草稿的事实,心思和手都是放松地在画。不去勉强掌控笔而恰恰画出生动的线条,这怕是舞蹈家、音乐演奏家、体育运动员、武术家、书法家和画家们共同的追求吧。中国古代十大书法珍品,通通都是草稿呢。

The 60% of the final size 正稿的百分之六十

Being as a slave of the "Ctrl+Z" for many years, I need an unofficial version before I screw up on the final paper. I treat this one as a preparation, and some test with my brushes and colors. I used Canson Mixed Media 11x14 inches Sketchbook. You can check the drawing video here.

由于这一次正稿的尺寸很大,常年被Ctrl+Z所奴役的我心里没底,于是便在约60%的康颂 Mixed Media 27.9x35.6cm 绘图本上先画了一遍,检验下构图和色彩搭配,还有笔和颜料的特性。绘制的过程请点击这里

Starting from pencilling 从铅笔开始的正稿

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The final finally started! I used Canson Foundation Bristol 260gsm paper, with vellum surface.

正稿开始!使用的是康颂 Foundation系列的260g卡纸,左图是此纸裱在四开画板上的样子。

My client lives in Shanghai, so this drawing need to be rolled in a mailing tube. (Flat cardboard is also an option, but I was worried the long distance traveling will damage the cardboard)

客户远在上海,这张需要通过国际快递的画必须卷起来放在画筒里,所以必须使用足够结实的纸,和防水的颜料。

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This scene-breaker is PiDan. Rather than CoolNoodle's rising leg, he was more interested in a foam brick under the drawing board.

抢镜的家伙是屁小蛋,比起凉皮高高翘起的美腿,他更感兴趣的是垫在画板下面的泡沫塑料。

 

The drawing process 绘制过程

The process from penciling to inking. 从铅笔到勾线

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 I always color from the skin. Once the skin tone was set, I will have controls with other parts. 我习惯由肤色开始上色,这样最容易奠定整体色调。

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Detail: The escape staircase, and the graffiti on the Honda Monkey.  细节 公寓上的消防梯,和摩托上的涂鸦。

BTW, The tiny little moto that SimpHoo was driving on was Honda Monkey Z50. It was once teen Michael Jackson's riding! While I was drawing it, I use a 1/12 plastic model as the reference. Every component was based on real.....plastic model. 

顺便说一句,辛普猴胯下这辆摩托是本田猴子。这一系列可爱到爆的摩托曾是少年时的迈克尔杰克逊的坐骑呢。我用手边的1比12的模型来作参照物,每一个零件可都是按实物绘制的!

Honda Monkey model unbox, found it on amazon.jp. The illustrated manual helped a lot when I have a reverse angle against the one on the box.本田猴子模型,购于日本亚马逊,其中的说明书为找不到反方向的细节图帮到了大忙。

Honda Monkey model unbox, found it on amazon.jp. The illustrated manual helped a lot when I have a reverse angle against the one on the box.

本田猴子模型,购于日本亚马逊,其中的说明书为找不到反方向的细节图帮到了大忙。

The finished drawing(right below) and the drafts.  

完成后的正稿(右下)与草稿们的合影。

The finished final drawing, before the shipping. 完成的正稿,寄出前。

The finished final drawing, before the shipping. 完成的正稿,寄出前。

I spent entire 7 days on this drawing. Plus the sketches and testing, it took me 2 weeks to finish it. And I spent hundred dollars on the supplies, package and shipping...

But how much did I earn from this commission?

此画的正稿从开始到完工,用了整整七天,再加上前期的草稿与测试,花了我整整两周的时间。用了我上百美金的材料费、包装费及运费。最后的画酬劳是多少呢?

The payment was $0,

酬劳是0刀,

 

 

plus, thirty years of friendship.

和30年的友情。

 

For my oldest friend, my desk mate, who supported me since I was 8,

Good luck for your new home! May our secrets keep remaining between us forever!

送给自8岁起便支持鼓励我长达30年的友人,我可爱的小学同桌。

恭祝你乔迁新居!愿我们彼此之间的糗事永远不会被第三个人知道!

 

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Click HERE to buy the print versions (various sizes)

点击这里购买原大尺寸印刷版